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Version 1 Version 2 Version 3[Intro] G G7 Em C Cm [Verse 1] G Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be G7 When I was a kid on VoIP Em C I thought when I get older, I'd marry her Cm I told her G Now I'm 26 and I work in an office G7 9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest Em If I could change a single thing C Cm I'd make it me and not him [Chorus] C But he's in your bed Cm G And I'm in your Twitch chat C I've got the key Cm G And he's just a doormat Em C And even though he's got social skills G Cm That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Em C Anyway, make the most of him G Cm 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick C Cm C Cm N.C. Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo) [Interlude] G G7 Em C Cm G G7 Em C Cm [Verse 2] G And yeah, I've met Jared N.C. (Of course I've met Jared) G7 The one who took you away from me Em You hit it off instantly C Cm I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me G I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles G7 Push against his fashion sense Em I've thought about what he looks like nude C Cm I'm not gay, though G [Bridge] G G7 'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were 17 G G7 She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were 17 [Verse 3] G How on Earth could I be saved? N.C. When I'm one click away from insane Em I just think that I deserve C Cm A little bit of what I earned G I'm not gonna make another scene G7 The one I made when I was 23 Em C Cm Means I'm not allowed in Disney World C [Chorus] C But he's in your bed Cm G And I'm in your Twitch chat C I've got the key Cm G And he's just a doormat Em C 'Cause even though he's got social skills G Cm That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Em C Anyway, make the most of him G Cm 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick C Cm C Cm Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole G G7 Em C Cm [Outro] G G7 I think about you every day (Every day) Em C Cm So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) G G7 I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Em C Cm Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell) G 'Cause you're beauty G7 And you're grace (You're grace) Em C Cm Your telephone calls are my favourite place G G7 And I want you to notice me Em C Cm With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo) G G7 I want you to care Em C Cm I want to smell your hair G G7 Em C Cm